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A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous
to see that the pilot was reading, very concerned she asked a flight attendant,
“Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying? “The woman fainted when the flight
attendant said, "oh well, he’s just studying for his pilot license."

Computer.... Male or Female?

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She''s listing to starboard, Captain!").

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion are the followings:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don''t know why I''m mad at you, then I''m certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons are the followings:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

Die Herkunft des Koi

In der heutigen Zeit gezьchtete Kois kommen hauptsдchlich aus
Surprise The Wife

After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.

Finally the doctor says to him this is all in your mind, and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.

Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor tells him, I can cure this, and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....

The witch doctor says This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year All you have to do is say 1 2 3 and it shall rise for as long as you wish

The guy then asks the witch doctor What happens after when its over?.

The witch doctor says all you have to say is 1 2 3 4 and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for 3 months

This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says 1 2 3, and suddenly he gets a hard-on.

His wife turns over and says What did you say 1 2 3 for ?

Здравствуйте.

Я - начинающий брейкдансер. Хочу выучить новые приемы брейка.

Где и как это можно сделать, сколько будет стоить?

Всем привет, провожу на не скольких разных тематических форумах (в том числе и на вашем gipax.narod.ru решил запостить) не большое иследование (опрос) на тему все возможного заработка в сети. Отпишите пожалуйста к какому пункту можно вас отнести:

1. Основная статья дохода работа онлайн.
2. Совмещаю офф работу с онлайн заработком (онлайн работа для меня скорее хобби).
3. Работаю только в офф.

В пунктах 1 и 2 просьба написать основную вашу деятельность и направленность в онлайн бизе и срок деятельности как давно занимаетесь, можно коротко. Для статистики это меня особенно интересует. Заранее спасибо всем кто откликнеться.
Извеняюсь если раздел "Гостевая книга" не подходит для моего топика, то просьба модераторам перенести тему в более соответствующий раздел. За сим пока откланиваюсь.

Поставь панели навигации на каждую страницу-станет удобнее!

Ужжжасный дизайн, а так очень хорошо!

Привет из КубГАУ!!!

Эх, Руся, Руся!!!
Чего ж ты ничего не обновляешь, а? Позабросил совсем свой проектище, чего ж ты так ;)
Давай работай ;)
Да и мне совсем гад не пишешь, епта...

а рисунок "главная страница" ты тоже в блокноте рисовал?

Русь, супер все!
Молодец, что не забываешь свой сайтик, а вот последнее обновление про угадыватель мыслей - это вообще вышка, правда я никак не могу понять, как эта штуковина работает, а ты знаешь?
Расскажи если знаешь, а то я себя прям ущербным чувствую :)

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